In Back to School , that quintessential 1980s romp starring Rodney Dangerfield as a father who enrolls in college to help his son learn the true meaning of school (partying) there's an exchange between the Tall & Fat clothing store owner (Dangerfield) and a character listed in the credits as Trendy Man.

            Trendy Man: Mr. Melon, your wife was just showing us her Klimt.

            Thorton Melon: You too, huh? She's shown it to everybody.

            Trendy Man: Well, she's very proud of it.

Now, had the conversation ended here, I could understand and appreciate, on the PG-13 level, the pun they were making regarding Thorton's philandering wife. However, Dangerfield then says:

            Thorton Melon: I'm proud of mine too. I don't go waving it around at parties, though.

I … what? Wait. Either I missed the initial pun or Dangerfield has quite a bit of explaining to do. The movie doesn't pause for contemplation, moving on with:

            Trendy Man: It's an exceptional painting.

            Thorton Melon: Oh, the painting.

Instead of attempting to ponder Dangerfield's potential middle-sexuality, at the risk of rendering oneself asexual, let us instead focus on the fact that Klimt is an exceptional painter.

Housed in Austria's Gallery Belvedere for the past half-century, the five paintings now hanging in LACMA were only recently restored to their rightful owner after being pilfered by the Nazis in the 1930s. After a lengthy legal battle, Maria Altmann reclaimed, amongst three landscapes, the two gold-plated portraits of her aunt Adele Bloch-Bauer.

Oil, silver, and gold on canvas – how often does one read those as the ingredients for a 1907 painting? And how often does one see an intelligent and beautiful woman rendered? Her dress, Byzantine in style, is a menagerie of eyes, squares and circles (the squares and circles, of course, represent the PG-13 anatomy referenced above.)

Melon's wife was right in showing off her Klimt.

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