He’s (Brad Pitt) an assassin posing as an ordinary suburban schmuck! She’s (Angelina Jolie) an assassin posing as an ordinary suburban schmuck! And neither knows about the other’s secret identity despite six years of marriage.

But it’s okay, because they love each other. No wait, they hate each other! No wait, they love each other! And that’s Mr. & Mrs. Smith in a nutshell – a series of zigzagging plot contrivances punctuated by saturated doses of sex, gunplay, and occasionally both.

Your brain will probably enjoy it while it’s playing, but the Smiths’ adventures are far too hackneyed to stick around much longer than that.

Extras: Three crew commentaries, deleted scenes, behind-the-scenes feature.