1) Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
2) You know what the difference is between a Ferrari and a hard-on? I don’t have a Ferrari right now.
3) Do you believe in love at first sight? No? No prob. I’ll come back later.
4) I can teach you things your yoga teacher can’t...
5) My mother would really like you.
6) You look like the slutty chick from “Gossip Girl” except not as hot.
7) We could either hook up, or I’ll jerk off while I think about you. Your choice.
8) One of you girls is going home with me tonight. I’ll let you fight it out amongst yourselves. Let me know who wins.
9) Oooweee, you’re gonna be sore in the morning.
10) My friend wanted me to come over here and ask if you thought I was good looking.
The House Bunny releases in theaters Aug. 22.