I had high hopes for something akin to Paul van Dyk, maybe mixed with a little Daft Punk and spiced up with a little Armin van Buuren. Unfortunately, this one fell unbearably flat. A cacophony of way too many sirens, sound effects, woo-hoos from random voices and repetitive beats, I could barely listen to a single song straight through.

The best thing about it – like an infomercial that sends you crap with the promise of more bonus crap to go with it, this is a dual disc set. How lucky.

Grade: C-

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