It's a promising idea – a workplace comedy set in a workplace a lot of people, especially young ones, can identify with a soulless stack-to-the-ceiling “big box” discount store. The message here is that this is a job, not a career. And it will suck away years of your life and your hopes for the future if you aren't careful.
Zach (Cook) has burned away 10 years at Super Club, and he's done it without breaking a sweat. He finds others to do his work for him. He swipes merchandise with impunity. He and some pals (Andy Dick, Harland Williams and “Seinfeld” alum Brian George) have built their own “lounge” hidden high in the stacks.
And that's been good enough up until now. But Amy (Jessica Simpson) has just transferred in from another store. And her rep? She goes all gooey over guys who win the Employee of the Month award. Zach's nemesis, Vince (Dax Shepard) is about to land a “brand new-ish 2005 Malibu” for winning Employee of the Month many, many months in a row.
Zach isn't about to let that happen. He has to be like Vince if he has a prayer. And Vince, who flirts and does juggling tricks at his cash register, wants Amy for himself.
Director Greg Coolidge never fails to frame the shapely Miss Simpson so that her cleavage fills the bottom third of the screen. She must be the reason the movie is so sloppily shot and cut. Edits don't match up in the conversation scenes; actors are out of position.
The promise here is in the way this rarely shown, working-class world is brought to life. The cynicism of the other employees, fostered by phoney-baloney managers who preach “team” and “family” while dictating mandatory “outside activities,” is worth building on.
Shepard is as amusing as the material allows him to be. But whatever that “it” is that comic screen stars have, Cook doesn't have it. The timing isn't there, the sparkle, the Ryan Reynolds sneer. He's just bland. Simpson, so apt at playing dumb, also shows no personality here.
And when the bland meet the blond, it's not exactly a “blue light special.”